Glenn Beck's Agenda

Glenn Beck says that President Obama is racist. And who's to say he isn't right. But then, what do we really know about Glenn Beck?

Here's what we do know. Beck is a German name. And he likes to wear his hair in that wehrmacht style so fashionable among the Brown Shirt brigades. And what do we really know about his family? Sure, the report was that his mother and brother committed suicide....but where exactly was he at the time of these events? Does anyone really know? He certainly hasn't been forthcoming in shedding any light on it. Maybe because there's some question about his parentage? Or where he was born?

You can certainly understand why the secrecy, especially if it turned out he was the product of a Goebbels scheme to have Hitler youth continue breeding in the US after the war; their super-race progeny indoctrinated with the finer elements of hate-mongering, xenophobic viciousness. You know, it's not that hard to understand why Glenn Beck assumes his pose as wrapped-in-the-flag patriot, the way one might expect of someone trying to cloak his real purpose. And would it surprise you if it turned out that Ruppert Murdoch (another foreigner of dubious background) bankrolls what appears to be a fifth-column attempt to do what the Nazi regime's military forces couldn't accomplish?

Do you feel safe, having some beady-eyed final solutionist flecking the TV camera with spittle as he screams for your children to fear the people who claim to be their friends? Would you want your airwaves available to someone who may have committed matricide and fratricide to keep secret his plot, the seeds of which were planted in the Reich Chancellery decades before? Why doesn't Beck address these concerns? Is there something he's trying to cover up? What's his real agenda?

You know, I love this country. I actually [excuse me, I'm tearing up and it's making it difficult to type] have a profound adoration from my country. I'd even have sex with it if I could find an appropriate orifice. And I will stand at the gates of hell before I will let some diseased product of nazi fanatacism get away with this heinous plot to deliver the United States into the festered hands of people who would lull us into security by saying over and over how fair and balanced they are. Glenn Beck must answer the questions.

America....you have the right to know.